Ich bin Astrid.
And my screen name is Hallo Katzchen.
And that's cute because it means Hello Kitty in Deutsch.
And that's cute because Deutsch means German in Deutsch.
And I'm not cute because I'm annoying, also.
And now the moment we've all been laughing at...
I promise you, I'm not on anything. (Which is probably part of the problem. Hahaha)
I'm not the devil's lovechild. (But I play one on TV?)
You don't know this, but my head is resting on a roll of toilet paper.
Oh, hey, I'm staring off into space. As usual.
And.. you're done! That wasn't so bad, was it?
... it was?
... oh. Sorry, then.